Agenda for the most epic meeting ever
1. Randomly assign seating to random people.
2. Have the CEO yell at someone for no reason.
3. Introduce the "Action Plan": a 300-page document that changes every hour.
4. Discuss the importance of beige walls in the office.
5. Have an emergency "Coffee Break" that lasts 3 hours.
6. Introduce the "New Vision": a 20-slide PowerPoint that says nothing.