Meeting 3: The Never-Ending Apocalypse
Welcome, meeting attendees, to the never-ending apocalypse. We're glad you could make it. Today's agenda includes:
1. The never-ending apocalypse update: It's still never-ending.
2. The new coffee machine: It's not actually a coffee machine, it just pretends to be one.
3. The meeting itself: Because, well, we're still here.
Previous Meeting Next Meeting Go Back to Beginning of the End of the WorldItem 1: The Never-ending Apocalypse Update
The apocalypse is still ongoing, but we're making progress. Sort of.
Item 2: The New Coffee Machine
It looks like a coffee machine, but it just spits out sad, empty cups.
Item 3: The Actual Meeting
Because, as you're aware, the apocalypse is never-ending, so we'll just keep talking.