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Welcome, prophets of nothingness, to Meeting 3: Subpage 2 - Snack Hacking 101! Where the art of finding the most efficient way to consume Cheetos while simultaneously avoiding actual work is paramount.
Today's lesson: Snack Hacking 201: The Advanced Course - where you'll learn how to hack your snacks into smaller pieces to make them last longer.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can try: Snack Hacking 301: The Extreme Sport - where you'll learn the art of snack-hacking while simultaneously balancing your Cheeto-filled plate with a Venti iced coffee.
Remember: the true power of a prophet is not in the prophecy, but in the snack.
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