Welcome to Meeting 3: A Sub-Page So Good, It's Like a Soda Utopia. This is the meeting where we discuss the important things, like what color to paint the conference room, and whether or not to have a foosball table in the break room.
We'll be here all day, every day, for all eternity. Because, you know, that's exactly what the company needs. More meetings.
But wait, there's more! Click on the links below to see what's really going on in Meeting 3.