This meeting has been running for 15 whole minutes now, and we're still waiting on the marketing team to send over their "final" report.
Someone please send out a mass email to the marketing team, because clearly they need a gentle reminder that time is not on their side. Or, you know, just send someone to fetch it.
As we sit here, twiddling our thumbs, the clock continues to tick. Tick, tick, tick. It's like a cruel joke.
On the bright side, the break room has a fresh supply of stale coffee, and the conference table has a nice view of the parking garage.
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