Minute 1: The Utterly Unnecessary Introduction

Welcome, attendees, to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly redundant meeting in the history of time! We're glad you could make it. Please take a seat, grab a donut, and try not to nod off.

Today's meeting will cover the following agenda items:

• Pointless Discussion of Pointless Topics: 30 minutes of mind-numbing excitement!
• Unnecessary Powerpoint Slides: 20 minutes of unnecessary visual aids to confuse and disorient!
• Unending Coffee Breaks: because we can!

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