MEETING 3: THE SEQUEL

Our fearless leader, Bob, has finally succumbed to the crushing weight of his own ego and has decreed that meetings will now run THREE times longer than necessary. Because who needs productivity, anyway?

Today's agenda includes:

• Minutes 1-30: Bob will talk, and everyone else will listen.
• Minutes 31-45: Bob will talk some more, and the others will pretend to take notes.
• Minutes 46-60: Bob will fall asleep, and everyone else will wonder if it's time for coffee.

Don't forget to wear your thinking caps to the meeting!