Meetings 1 and 2 were the warm-up acts, the precursors to the main event. Our fearless leader spent hours discussing the importance of discussing things.
Read about Meeting 1 Read about Meeting 2 See What Our Leader Eats for Breakfast (Spoiler: It's not cereal)We've all seen the PowerPoint presentations, the carefully crafted bullet points, and the PowerPoint presentations about the PowerPoint presentations. But have you ever wondered what our leader actually eats for breakfast? We're here to tell you, and it's not cereal.
Turns out, our leader is a fan of: SPAM, served with a side of chips.
Read about what Our Leader actually eats for breakfast (But not really)Meetings 4 and on go on forever, a Sisyphean exercise in futility. Our leader's words are like sand in the wind, never to be seen again.
Read about what Our Leader is going to eat for lunch (But not really)This site is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to actual events or meetings is purely coincidental.