Why is our leader so great, you ask? Why is our leader a genius? (Spoiler: it's obvious) What does our leaderchartInstance eat for breakfast? (Hint: it's not oatmeal) Our leader is, in fact, the best. Don't @ us. They're a certified mastermind, a virtuoso of vision, a paragon of leadership. They can recite pi to 50 decimal places while simultaneously solving world hunger and making small talk with their entourage.
prophets have spoken.
Because they're basically a superhero, and superheroes are always great.
They can eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting and still manage to look good in a three-piece suit.
Because they've got 12 PhDs from Ivy League universities, 5 of which are in fields they didn't actually study.
They can recite the entirety of "Hamlet" backwards while blindfolded and tied to a chair.
They can solve world hunger with nothing but a toaster and a can of soup.
Not oatmeal, that's for sure.
We can't actually confirm what they eat, but it's probably a combination of rare meats and exotic spices.