We're not sure what's more surprising, the fact that our leader has been in charge for over 10 years or that they still can't figure out how to use a calendar.
Despite their best efforts, they've managed to single-handedly ruin every project they've ever touched.
We're not even sure if they know what a 'subordinate' is.
We've tried to stage an intervention, but they just gave us all raises and said it was "motivational." We're starting to think they're not even human.
Don't forget to bring your lunch. We're not paying for it.
Or are we? Wait, who's paying for it?