Welcome, meeting attendees, to the most thrilling discussion on pointless projects in the history of human innovation!
Today, we'll be exploring the fascinating world of Redundant Project 9000, a 2-year-old initiative that has yielded precisely 0 tangible results.
Join us as we delve into the depths of Project Rationale, where we'll dissect the convoluted logic behind this monumental waste of resources.
And don't miss our special guest speaker, Dr. Bureaucraticus, who will regale us with tales of The Bureaucraticus Files, a thrilling exposé on the art of doing nothing.
Stay tuned for more pointless updates!