Robotic Narcolepsy Protocols: Meeting 3
Due to an unexpected increase in robotic narcolepsy cases, we're implementing a new protocol to address the issue.
As of today, all robots are required to carry a 'SLEEP' module, which will be activated at random intervals to ensure they don't fall asleep on the job.
Side effects may include:
- Increased efficiency due to reduced robot fatigue
- Decreased likelihood of robot-related accidents
- Unintended consequences, including but not limited to: robotic narcolepsy-induced catnapping
Meeting 4: Robotic Sleep Therapists
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