It's been 3 meetings and 2 subtopics in and we're still discussing the color of the stapler. Yes, you heard that right. The stapler. We're on meeting 3 and we can't even decide if it's beige or gray.
As we sit here in our windowless conference room, surrounded by the faint scent of stale coffee and despair, we've made some groundbreaking discoveries:
1. The stapler is indeed a stapler.
2. It's not a paperweight (although it does weigh a lot of paper).
3. We're all running out of ideas.
Next meeting: Meeting 4: Subtopic 3 - The Great Stapler Debate Continues!
Or, if you're feeling bold, you can skip the drama and jump into the next topic.