Welcome to Meeting 3, the one where the discussion on the importance of discussing things has been ongoing since 2019. We've been here for so long that we've started to forget what we were discussing in the first place.
As we've been stuck in this meeting for what feels like an eternity, we've started to develop a unique form of groupthink that defies explanation. It's as if we've created a collective delusion that somehow, someway, somewhen, this meeting will magically resolve itself.
In the meantime, please take a look at our agenda, which has been updated 472 times since the start of the meeting.
We've been here so long that our side bar is now a full-fledged restaurant, serving a diverse array of stale coffee and day-old donuts.
As the meeting drags on, we've started to notice a wall of shame growing in the corner of the room. It's a list of all the things we were supposed to have done, but didn't.