Attending:
- Mr. Johnson, the guy who's always late
- Mrs. Smith, the one who forgot her password
- John, the intern who's still on his first day
Agenda:
- Discussion of the meaning of life, but we got sidetracked by memes
- Deciding which pizza topping is the best (anchovies vs. pineapple)
- Trying to remember what we were discussing in the first place
Decisions:
- We decided that pineapple is the best pizza topping
- We will have more meetings, because why not?
Next Meetings:
Confidential Notes:
- Mrs. Smith still can't remember her password.
- John spilled coffee all over the conference room table.