Meeting 3: Minutes of the Unproductive Session

Attendees:

• Bob Smith
• Jane Doe
• John Smith

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO about the importance of font sizes.
• Assign a task to investigate the impact of Comic Sans on productivity.

Action Item 1:

"We need to make the font sizes more consistent across all departments." - Jane

Discussion:

• Jane: "I'm telling you, it's all about the font sizes, folks!"
• Bob: "But what about the color scheme? It's all too bright."
• John: "Can we talk about something else? Like the importance of having a foosball table in the break room?"

Action Item 2:

"We need to commission a study on the effects of Comic Sans on the company's bottom line." - Bob

Action Item 3:

"We need to have a foosball tournament in the break room to boost morale." - John

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourns with no progress made and only more questions to ponder.

Meeting 4: The One Where We Argued About Who Eats the Most Cereal