Visit Meeting #2, the meeting we've been trying to finish since 2015! Join Meeting #1: The Meeting That Never Ends, where we'll discuss the same topics we've been discussing since the Clinton Administration.
Meeting #5: The meeting we've been trying to get to the point of since 2020.
Don't forget to bring your lunch. We're not responsible for the coffee machine, but we'll provide a 4-hour break.
Click here for Meeting #3: The meeting that will never end. Meeting #2 Adjournment: Because we couldn't decide on a decision. Meeting #1 Adjournment: We'll get to it eventually. Meeting #4 Adjournment: Because Meeting #3 was longer. Meeting #3 Adjournment Adjournment: Because we still can't decide. Meeting #1 Adjournment Adjournment Adjournment: Don't ask, it's just not worth it. Meeting #2 Adjournment Adjournment Adjournment Adjournment: Because we've given up.Meeting #4: The meeting that will never end, but has a great happy hour special on Fridays.
Meeting #5: Where the only thing more endless than the meeting is the paperwork.
Meeting #2 Bonuses: Because you'll need something to make the time go faster.