MEETING: 3: Subtopic D-1a: The Pointless Pointlessness of Pointlessness

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the thrilling conclusion of Meeting 3: Subtopic D-1a. Today, we will be discussing the utterly fascinating subject of Pointlessness. Yes, you read that right: Pointlessness. The art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and accomplishing nothing. It's the ultimate productivity killer.

Our agenda includes:

• Pointlessness Theory: A Scientific Study of the Obvious
• Pointless Examples: A Showcase of the Utterly Uninspiring
• Panel Discussion: The Art of Doing Nothing

Please take a few moments to review the provided materials before our scheduled 2 PM coffee break.

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