MEETING: 3: Subtopic D-1a: The Pointless Pointlessness of Pointlessness
Welcome, meeting attendees, to the thrilling conclusion of Meeting 3: Subtopic D-1a. Today, we will be discussing the utterly fascinating subject of Pointlessness. Yes, you read that right: Pointlessness. The art of doing nothing, achieving nothing, and accomplishing nothing. It's the ultimate productivity killer.
Our agenda includes:
- Pointlessness Theory: A Scientific Study of the Obvious
- Pointless Examples: A Showcase of the Utterly Uninspiring
- Panel Discussion: The Art of Doing Nothing
Please take a few moments to review the provided materials before our scheduled 2 PM coffee break.