Where: The Conference Room of Despair
| Agenda Item | Status | Attachments | Resolution |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Unreadable 100-page PowerPoint Deck | Stuck in the Loop | 23 PDFs, 17 Emails | Postponed... again. |
| The Mysterious "Urgent" Email Thread | On Hold (Sarcasm Alert) | 42 "Action Items" and a few "FYIs" | Waiting on Bob in Marketing |
| The "Non-Optional" Project Update | Delayed (But Still Not Canceled) | 10 "Critical" Attachments and 5 "Nice to Haves" | Due in 2 weeks (Or is that 4?) |
Next Meeting: Meeting 4: The Labyrinth of Deadlines