The Ancient Art of Avoiding Work

Meeting 3: The Art of doing the minimum, while appearing to be doing the maximum.

Today, we will cover the art of:

• Meeting 4: The Scientific Method of Buzzwords
• Meeting 5: The Ancient Rite of Checking Your Email

Key takeaways from this meeting:

1. Never actually do any work.
2. Always use jargon to sound smart.
3. Make sure to use the phrase 'synergy' at least 5 times.

Take a 2-hour lunch