Welcome, meeting attendants! Today we're going to rehash the same ideas we discussed last week. Because, you know, progress is a myth.

• Meeting 4: Last Week's Meeting (That We're Still Trying To Finish)
• Meeting 2: The One Before That Other One
• Meeting 1: The One Before That Other One Before That One

Agenda:

• Rehashing the same ideas from last week
• Reorganizing the same ideas in a slightly different way
• Reconsidering the same ideas because we still haven't made a decision

We'll start at 10:00 AM sharp. Or, at least, we'll start sometime this afternoon. Maybe.

(Note: Please bring your lunch, because who knows when we'll finish?)

See you there!