Meeting 3: The One With The Catering Order Problems

Minutes

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, Mike, Carol, and Dave.

Objective: Discuss new marketing strategy for the upcoming product launch.

Notes:

1. Someone ordered 17 donuts for the meeting. Only 12 people were there.
2. The "build-your-own-burrito" catering option was a disaster.
3. The CEO tried to eat a donut with a pen.
4. Alice's laptop died 3 minutes in.
5. John's presentation was 20 minutes long and had 500 slides.
6. Someone's phone kept autocorrecting the company name to "Pineapple".
7. The "free coffee" machine was out of creamer for 2 hours.

Action Items:

1. Review and revise marketing strategy.
2. Fire the catering company.
3. Buy new donuts.
4. Invest in a new coffee machine.
5. Send out a company-wide email about the autocorrecting phone issue.

Next Meeting: Meeting 4: The One With The Internal Email Argument