Meeting 3.9 - The Pointless Paragon of Procrastination

Welcome, esteemed members of the Redundant Meeting Initiative (RMI). Today, we're gathered here to discuss the intricacies of doing nothing productive.

Agenda:

• Discussion of the meaninglessness of our existence (10:00-10:30)
• Unproductive brainstorming (10:30-11:00)
• Break for more coffee and stale biscuits (11:00-11:20)

Important Notes:

• Don't bother taking notes, they'll just get lost in the sea of unnecessary papers.
• Remember, the only way to succeed is to fail, so let's just agree on something pointless.