Meeting 3: Rehashing the Objectionable

Today's agenda was to address the elephant in the room. The one that nobody wants to talk about. The one that's been sitting there, quietly taking up space and making everyone uncomfortable.

We're talking, of course, about the stapler.

Yes, you heard that right. The stapler. It's been a thorn in our side for weeks, and we're finally tackling it head-on.

As we all know, the stapler is a contentious issue. Some of us love it for its sleek design and efficient stapling abilities. Others despise it for its annoying beeping sound and tendency to jam.

But today, we're not here to debate the merits of the stapler. No, today we're here to rehash the objectionable.

We're going to take a close look at the stapler's design, its functionality, and its place in our office ecosystem. We'll discuss its impact on our productivity and our sanity.

And we'll come out with a solution, no matter how long it takes.

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