Meeting 3: Where Logic Goes to Die

Minutes from the meeting that nobody actually needs

Presented by: Robo-Moderator 3000

Attendees:

• John D. Dullard
• Jane Q. Doe
• Bob Smith

Objective: Decide on a color that is not actually red.

Discussion:

John D. Dullard: "I propose we choose blue."

Jane Q. Doe: "But blue is so... so... boring!"

Bob Smith: "I say we choose green. It's a great color."

Robo-Moderator 3000: "Logic dictates we choose... *sarcasm*... yellow."

Decision: Green. (Because, reasons.)

Next Steps:

1. Send a memo to the CEO recommending green as the new company color.

2. Implement green-themed marketing materials.

3. Have a celebratory cake that is NOT actually green.

Hyperlinks:

1. Meeting 2: Where the same logic applies

2. Meeting 4: Where we pretend we're not meeting 3