9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Introduction to the pointlessness of this meeting
9:05 AM - 10:00 AM: Rehashing of the same old ideas
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Decision Point 1
10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: More of the same
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Break Time
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunchtime, but not really
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Post-lunch rehashing
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The thrilling conclusion