Minutes from the Redundant Meeting 4, held in a dimly lit, windowless conference room, deep in the heart of Redundant HQ. Attendance: 12 people who would rather be anywhere else.
Chairman McPain (aka Bob) called the meeting to order at 2:47 PM. He asked if everyone had their laptops open to the right slide. Everyone said yes, even though 3 of them were still on slide 1.
Bob then spent 10 minutes explaining why we can't just use email for this meeting. "It's just not the same as being here in person," he said, gazing longingly at the 12 unresponsive faces.
After the meeting, we took a 15-minute break to discuss the merits of the free donuts. Conclusion: they were okay, but not as good as the ones from the vending machine down the hall.
Next Meeting: Redundant Meeting 5, scheduled for 2:45 PM on Friday. Don't forget to bring your A4 paper and a #2 pencil!