Today was supposed to be the day we got something done, but nope. Our meeting organizer, Bob, showed up late, with a "I'm running on coffee fumes" excuse that even he didn't seem to believe. He spent the first hour apologizing for being late, while we all silently wondered how anyone could ever be late for a meeting about meetings.
After that, he presented a 50-slide deck that was "just for discussion purposes only" (read: 50 slides of gibberish). We all pretended to care while secretly checking our watches, waiting for the inevitable coffee break.
But wait, it gets better! The meeting was supposed to be about "streamlining our processes" but ended up being a 2-hour discussion on "what color scheme do you think we should use for the new office chairs?"
Important Decisions Made:
- Decided to use a BOLD font for all meeting notes, because, you know, BOLDNESS.
- Set a new company record for most consecutive minutes spent talking about something completely unrelated to the topic at hand.
And so, another meeting comes to a close. Another opportunity to do something, anything, but nope. On to the next one!
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