Meeting 4: The One Where We All Pretended to Be Awake

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to Meeting 4: The One Where We All Pretended to Be Awake. Today, we will be tackling the art of faking advanced sleep cycles.

Faking It Till You Make It is a crucial skill in today's fast-paced, sleep-deprived work environment.

Join us as we explore the latest techniques in sleep cycle simulation, including:

• Eye Masking: A Revolutionary New Way to Make Your Eyes Look Awake
• Power Napping: The Art of Stealing a Quick 5-Minute Snooze
• Advanced Coffee Fuelling: A Guide to Caffeinating Your Way to Alertness

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