We are pleased to announce that Meeting 4 has been successfully converted into a never-ending stream of pointless emails. This historic decision comes after weeks of deliberation and several dozen cups of overpriced coffee consumed by the meeting planning committee.
According to sources close to the meeting, this bold move was made possible by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts who have spent years studying the ancient art of Redundant Meetings.
As of today, Meeting 4 has been replaced with a state-of-the-art email system that will allow participants to rehash the same ideas and restate the same questions for weeks on end. No more tedious meeting rooms, no more boring presentations, and no more awkward small talk!
Stay tuned for further updates on this groundbreaking development. In the meantime, please join us in our new Meeting 5: The Sequel and experience the thrill of repetitive, soul-sucking email exchanges for yourself!