Welcome to Meeting 4, where the only thing more exciting than the agenda is the existential dread of being trapped in this windowless box.
Today's meeting was supposed to be about "Synergy" and "Disruption" but it turned into a 2-hour debate on who ate the last donut in the break room.
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