Meeting 4: The One That Went On Forever

The meeting that defied all logic and reason, where the coffee machine ran out of coffee and the chairs became sentient.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The discussion on why the conference room is still not climate-controlled
• Item 2: A presentation on the benefits of using Comic Sans in corporate documents
• Item 3: A heated debate on whether the break room should be stocked with actual snacks or just air

Adjournment Strategies:

• Adjournment by Force (aka 'We're Not Leaving Until We Get Free Coffee')
• Adjournment by Nap Time (aka 'We're Just Taking a 5-Minute Break, We'll Be Right Back')