We are meeting because we have to. The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the discussion that we were supposed to have in the last meeting, but we didn't.
Subpoints:
Point 1: We will talk about the thing that we were supposed to talk about last time.
Point 2: We will pretend to care about the thing that we're talking about.
Point 3: We will make a decision, but it will probably be wrong.
Action Items:
Item 1: Someone please take notes, but don't bother reading them.