Today's meeting will be held under an unprecedented set of circumstances. We are not sure how this will affect productivity, but our team's coffee machine is stocked and ready.
**Mandate 1: Use both light switches at the same time**Switching 101: A Guide to Not Getting Electrocuted Switching Banter: The Art of Arguing About Which Switch to Use Switching Philosophy: The Ethics of Simultaneous Switching Switching Schedule: A Calendar of Confusion
**Mandate 2: Use both dim and bright lights at the same time**
**Mandate 3: Use a mix of both fluorescent and incandescent lighting**