Meeting 4.4: The Most Redundant Meeting of All
A meeting so long, it'll make you question the very fabric of time and space.
Welcome, everyone, to the meeting that will change everything. Or will it?
- Agenda
- Minutes (or not)
- Decisions (if any)
- Next Meeting (if we ever get out of here)
Decisiveness is a myth. Just ask the coffee machine.
We're running on empty, folks. Literally. The vending machine is almost out of caffeine. Who's going to make a decision about that?
In the meantime, let's just pretend we're productive and make a bunch of pointless motions.