Meeting 4: Redundant Ramblings - Minute 1: The Endless Delay

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the meeting: 5 minutes
2. Review of meeting minutes from last meeting: 20 minutes
3. Banter and small talk: indefinitely
4. Actual discussion: 0 minutes
5. Banter and small talk 2: indefinitely

Discussion (or Lack Thereof):

It's been 5 minutes, and we've barely started. Our expert facilitator, Bob, has just arrived, and we're still waiting for Sarah to bring the donuts.

Proceed to minute 2 of the report