Presenters: John, Jane, Bob, and Bob's cousin Steve. Agenda: Discuss the importance of having meetings.
Slide 1: "Meetings: A necessary evil, or a necessary evil with snacks?"
[Image: A picture of a meeting table with empty chairs, a projector, and a plate of stale donuts]
Minute 1: Introduction and small talk
Minute 2: Review of last week's meeting
Minute 3: Discussion of the meeting schedule for the next 5 years
Subtopic 2: The Art of Effective Note-taking
Minute 4: How to use a red pen to write 5 pages of irrelevant notes
Minute 5: The importance of drawing mustaches on important documents
Minute 6: How to use a highlighter to highlight non-existent keywords
Subtopic 3: Break Time!
Minute 7: A 15-minute break to grab a snack and pretend to be productive
Minute 8: A 5-minute discussion of the break policy
Minute 9: How to fill out the break time sheet
Subtopic 4: Conclusion and Next Steps
Minute 10: The meeting was a success, let's have another one next week
Minute 11: The meeting minutes will be distributed via email in 6-8 weeks
Minute 12: Adjournment and forced attendance at the next meeting