Because who needs actual progress when you can have meetings?
Today's agenda:
Snack Break:
Our esteemed Snack Supervisor, Brian, has graciously provided us with an assortment of stale crackers and warm soda.
Next Meeting: Meeting 5 - "The Meeting After Which We're All Fired"
Learn more about the thrilling adventures that await you.
Or if you're not interested in meetings, just leave.