Theremin Protocol: A Guide to Not Doing Anything
Step 1: Show up. Always show up. Even if it's just to say you're not going to say anything.
Step 1: Arrival
Arrive early, arrive late. It doesn't matter.
Step 2: Silence
Sit silently. Pretend you're listening. You're not.
Step 3 prophets
Talk about the weather, sports, or the weekend. Anything but the topic.
Step 4: Exit
Leave early. Leave late. Who cares?