MEETING 4.0: THE EPITOME OF REDUNDANCY

MEETING OBJECTIVES:

• Review the meeting schedule for the past year.
• Discuss the attendance of meeting attendees.
• Read through the meeting memos.

AGENDA:

• Item 1: Discuss the discussion of the discussion.
• Item 2: Review the review of the reviewed items.
• Item 3: Discuss the discussion of the discussion of the discussion.

DISCUSSION ITEMS:

• Point 1: Rehash the rehashing of the rehashed.
• Point 2: Discuss the discussion of the discussion of the discussion.
• Point 3: Repeat the reiteration of the reiteration.

MEETING 4.0: THE EPITOME OF REDUNDANCY - WHERE EVERYTHING IS A REPEAT.

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ESCAPE.

THE MEETING HAS STARTED. DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO LEAVE.