Welcome, brave attendees, to Meeting 4.4.3.3: The Never-Ending Meeting. This meeting has been in session for 37 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 42 seconds. We're just getting started.
Agenda:
If you're still awake, feel free to discuss the meeting's true purpose: The True Purpose of Meeting 4.4.3.3