After 4 hours of deliberation, the meeting still hasn't produced any tangible results.
Someone had the bright idea to send around a group email with 5 bullet points to summarize the discussion.
The first bullet point is still stuck on "Action Item 1: Figure out what an Action Item is..."
Next up is "Action Item 2: Send a meeting invite for next week's meeting... to next week's meeting"
Then there's "Action Item 3: Find out if the meeting room has a fridge, because we're all really thirsty"
And "Action Item 4: Decide on a new password for the company's password-protected water cooler."