The CEO, Mr. Johnson, stood at the front of the conference room, beaming with pride.
Today, we are here to talk about... synergy! Yes, the synergy that binds us all together, like a big, happy, overused corporate buzzword.
Our team of highly-paid, highly-trained professionals has come up with a plan to... wait for it... create more synergy.
We will have a meeting about the meeting that we just had, and then we will have another meeting about the new meeting that we just scheduled.
It's going to be a beautiful synergy-filled day, full of pointless handouts and stale coffee.
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