Meeting 4.5: The Redundant Meeting

Where the agenda is as thick as the air conditioning vents.

Nothing, but that's not the point.

Everyone just stares silently at their calendars.

We're not even sure how much longer we can sustain this.

Someone pulls out a whoopee cushion.

We pretend to be impressed.

We all pretend it's for a meeting room chair.

Someone actually uses it.

Someone pulls out a trombone.

We pretend to be surprised, but secretly it's just another meeting.

We all leave early.