Today's Agenda:
• Item 1: Review of last week's meeting notes (again)
• Item 2: Discussion of the same topic we've been discussing for months
• Item 3: A 30-minute break to check email
• Item 4: More discussion of the same topic
• Item 5: Q&A, which will inevitably be just a series of confused murmurs
Why are we here? Because someone in the company has a meeting habit that's as endless as the universe itself.