Meeting 4: The Adjournment

After 3 hours of pointless discussions, the meeting has been adjourned due to lack of progress.

Reason for adjournment: We've reached a critical impasse on the topic of who ate the last donut in the break room.

Decisions made:

We are never having donuts in the break room again.
We will rebrand as 'The Meeting That Wasn't' for the company's next annual report.
We will have a 'Meeting 5' in 5 minutes.

Note: I've assumed that the adjournment was due to a disagreement about donuts, but this could be adjusted to fit your desired tone and theme. Let me know if you'd like me to pivot or adjust anything!