It turns out, after three meetings about nothing, the team has collectively realized minimalist art is the answer to all of life's problems. The meeting started with an hour of staring at each other, followed by an hour of arguing over who has the best coffee mug.

The_goals were: 1) to find the perfect shade of blue for the company's logo_goals were: 1) to decide on the best way to reorganize the break room, 2) to determine the optimal number of meetings per week, and 3) to establish a new company-wide font: Comic Sans.

However, after an hour of heated discussion, the team decided that the real goal was: 1) to find the perfect ratio of coffee to meetings. The ratio was determined to be 2:3, with a 5-minute break for every 10 minutes of coffee consumption.

The meeting concluded with a 10-minute break, during which time the team went to grab more coffee and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.

Adjourned.