Due to unforeseen circumstances, Meeting-4 has been adjourned to a later date. The new meeting time will be announced at the next regular meeting, which has also been postponed. In the meantime, please enjoy a complimentary box of stale donuts in the break room.
For those who were looking forward to attending, don't worry! There will be plenty of other meetings to attend. In fact, we're introducing a new meeting format: the "indefinite loop meeting" where attendees will simply sit in a circle and stare at each other until someone says "uh, I think we're done here?"
Meeting-5: The Next Inevitable Meeting
Loop Meeting 1: The Circle of Suffering
And don't forget to check your email for the meeting schedule, which will likely change at least 5 times before the actual meeting starts.
See you all... maybe.