Present: Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, and the janitor
Objective: To achieve nothing
We discussed the importance of procrastination and the futility of productivity.
Ted spent 20 minutes explaining the benefits of watching paint dry.
Alice talked about her favorite color, which was not actually relevant to the meeting
Janitor brought in a tray of stale donuts
Action Item 3: Bob will look at the calendar
Action Item 3.1: Bob will stare deeply into the calendar
Action Item 3.2: Bob will wonder if it's Friday yet
Meeting 5: The Great Debate on Who Ate the Last Donut Meeting 6: The In-Depth Analysis of the Futility of Human Existence Meeting 7: The Unproductive Meeting to Plan the Unproductive Meeting