Summary of the Meeting
Today's meeting was held in a cramped, windowless conference room deep beneath the earth's surface. The air was thick with anticipation and stale coffee. We gathered to discuss the topic of "Pointless Discussion" and made some decisions.
Decisions Made
- We decided that the color scheme for the new logo should be a shade of bright pink that is not actually visible to the human eye.
- It was decided that the new coffee machine should be installed in the supply closet, where it will inevitably break and need to be repaired.
- Pointless Discussion was declared the official company time-waster.
Agenda Items
- Discussion of the importance of having exactly 17 cats in the office.
- The feasibility of building a miniature golf course on the 23rd floor.
- Why exactly is the stapler always jamming?
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